An Asian person drove home safely.

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Justin Bieber

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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