What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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How long is a china man?

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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