who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

I'm Jewish

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

I need to start studying.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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