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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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