Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Okay, after this one then...

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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