What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Vaginal secretions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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It's long!

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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