What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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women sports....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Where's my tractor?

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Error 37.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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