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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

7+5=12

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

A seal walks into a club.