How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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