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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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