- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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