What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Justin Bieber

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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