- Anti Joke

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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have safe sex

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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