An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Haha, I get it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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