how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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I am dyslexic

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The Female Orgasm

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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