yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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gay pom...

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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