- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

JUST KIDDING^

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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