- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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