- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

scraggle is in you pillow case

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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