- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

whats annoying and black? black people

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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