Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Caitlyn.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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