When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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women's rights

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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