What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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poop.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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i was molested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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