What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Womens rights

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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hi hi strager danger

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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