Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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someone called a frog a frog

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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