whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Boom.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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