Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

there was once a jew

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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