what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

the WNBA

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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