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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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