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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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