What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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