- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What can make you pee? Liquid

you suck

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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