Black People

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

I like touching my boobs

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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