- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

My love life

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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