- Anti Joke

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

i just pooped that is all!

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread