There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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James Patrick Campbell

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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