what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do black people eat? Food.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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