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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

what's up? my penis.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Guess what? AIDS!

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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