Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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