- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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