- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

womens rights

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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