Im batman...suck it losers

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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