What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Anti Joke

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