- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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