How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Girls soccer

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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