What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Queens Park rangers

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Matt is a Duster!

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

kushagra tyagi

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

So does Blake

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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