- Anti Joke

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Matt is a Duster!

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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