- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Smelly Indians.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Waffles ate my grandma

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Penis.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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