- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Vaginal secretions

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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