Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What stops a train? A missile

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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