A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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