Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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vitamin c

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Queens Park rangers

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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