- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Charles Manson is innocent.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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