I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Penis.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Waffles ate my grandma

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Smelly Indians.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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