- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Women

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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