Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

why was the man sad? his wife died

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Lets go Yankees

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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