- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

knock,knock you suck

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

John Stamos.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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