- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

I once did something.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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