- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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