A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Your mums a potato

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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