- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

It's long!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Vaginal secretions

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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