- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

richard is fag

What is white and black and red all over.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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