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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Women's Rights.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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